idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

witchbat:

nerd

thescienceofjohnlock:

cumber-porn:

If ever you doubted thescienceofjohnlock had balls of steel! Here’s the proof you needed …

Actually they are iron XD

Anonymous:
I think what people don't get about dysphoria is that you hate -being in that body- but you don't necessarily hate the body in general. I sometimes have moments where I catch myself in the mirror and think, "Oh, that's aesthetically pleasing ... I'd date me. But I don't want to be me." I often don't feel like my chest is mine. I feel a distinct lack of something between my legs. I feel ... Unfinished or put together wrong. I don't hate my body but I am not at home in my own skin.

realjusticewesteros:

greekgodsforsocialjustice:

kingvolcarona:

enbyk9unit:

Precisely. Thank you.

yeah, i can relate. i have the kind of body i’d love in a girl. like, i’ve even got the kind of tits i really like. palm sized and firm. but it’s not mine. and it’s like, i ordered a mac but it came with Windows 7. i like windows but it shouldn’t be on a mac- when i order a mac, i damn well want the right fucking OS. when i wake up in the morning, curves and a nice ass are cool and all but they’re not what i want to see under my clothes. i want the right body with the right brain and it doesn’t matter how nice the other body is, it’s still not the right one. 

This is a really wonderful explanation of dysphoria and also discusses whether having dysphoria means you hate your body.
-Hermes

It really is.

I feel very similarly to what is described here in regards to my own body and dysphoria. This isn’t to say that there aren’t trans people who do hate their body because I’m sure there are, but even then there’s a difference between hating it because you don’t like it and hating it because it doesn’t feel like it’s yours.

-Loras

7u7:

I don’t want it

patmai:

Twinsssssssiesssssss

borisbawk:

Duck Egg by Katrina Lazarev

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

findsomethingtofightfor:

#these two run a country

dogrot:

My partner NIL and I have been working to secure it a safe place to live, but we still need help.

please donate or signal boost, anything you can do to help would be amazing
i desperately want to help my partner, and we dont have many options
thank you ahead of time

xuunies:

on a date